Monday, July 31, 2006

Rich And Elegant Gift Wrapping Ideas

Dialogue between the foot and penis

The foot looks up and sees that his penis was watching him, then asks:

How are you?

- As always, bloody and hung upside down. And you, how do you deal? Excellent

notice that in the morning, so do not touch the cold floor, I put a sneaker. Then, he goes to bathe and wash me very well with all my fingers, then I dry very well, I put talc, dons me and then I get into their shoes. Then we will walk all day. At night, everything hurts me, puts me in auga warm water, cream masajito me and let me rest all night. How about you how about you?

- I'll tell you: Me is a son of a bitch. In the morning I slapped several times and says, "Well, tate quiet." Then he gets all crumpled in his underwear and walk with a headache all day that what I tell you. Ah, but yes, a night like that is secure!. But worst of all, every time we go to the cave, do not know how I fucked his indecision.

What cave? What indecision?

- Man! If I go into that dark cave, wet and slippery where I fit only: gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me, and so takes me a looooong time ...

And then what happens, asks the foot.

- What the hell is going to happen !!!... Well, so much I motion sickness, vomiting and then I fainted!

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muchachete

Engagement Messages To A Best Friends

Oh Glory! Give

This is home, and seems to be happy ...

Very happy ...

More than happy ...

Joringel "?


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Blueprints For Modeling

laps .... See that smile!

Oh yes, you mountains ... We will laugh!

I put the bike here, accelerate, and it seems you're at the fair ...
Quiet, does not pass nothing? ...


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Friday, July 28, 2006

Periced Nipples On A Man

do stupid joke! The Streaking Game

of nudists on the beach. A little boy tells his mother:

- Mommy, I saw a lady with tits bigger than yours.

- Never mind, darling. The bigger they are the boobs, the woman is stupid.

- Yes, Mommy. I saw a man with a big penis.

- Never mind, darling. The larger the penis, more stupid is the man.

- Yes, Mommy. And now I see my daddy. He's talking to a lady very stupid and the more speech is getting more stupid ...

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Cubefield 2 On Level 2



're a streaker have to flee the safety of the event, while display advertising for $$$... various scenarios, and easy to approach ...


The favorite game Mark Roberts, with trains every day ...


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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Free Adult Hotbird 2010

Playboy Photographer in music

I could not be, sure ... I could not to abstract ...

"I would just as this friend?


Mal thought!

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Thomasville Bogart Sectional

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That's what I have tried this site:


software using patterns drawn in the form of translucent arches, allowing literally see how any musical compositions available on the Internet in midi format. The results show the various musical forms, from the deep structure of Bach to Philip Glass crystal.

The web has filled more than 650 musical pieces (from AC / DC to ZZ Top) as well as allow you to analyze any midi (own or already existing in the network), a more profuse of method, and a gallery of curiosities ...

I put two examples:

Madonna, Like A Prayer ... each arc begins and ends with its repitition ... so you can distinguish the chorus. This type of pop songs all have the same structure.



And the complexity Bach mentioned before, one of the three variations of Goldberg:


What do you think?

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